UPDATE, 20 Oct 2022: The lettuce won!
The less I say here about the current state of British politics, the better for all of us, but I've had some requests to write about the question:
Can Liz Truss outlast a lettuce?
Truss is, at the very moment I'm writing this, the UK Prime Minister. This might not be true at the moment when you read this. And once she's gone, I assume The Daily Star will stop its livestream of decomposing lettuce in a wig, so I'll post a screenshot of it here, rather than the livestream itself.
Oh wait, Lettruss has an early bedtime! Here's another screenshot.
I wonder how much she gets up to in a day? (Note to self: must resist watching PM Lettucehead instead of working.)
Lettuce Watch got started after The Economist published this unusually straightforward description of Truss's premiership and dubbing her "The Iceberg Lady."
Social media got wind of this all, as did US news outlets, and soon Americans wanted to know: who says a lettuce?
(Oh wait, now she's got a disco ball!)
While there's a lot of discussion on names of lettuce types in the comments of my big ol' vegetable post, no one there mentioned the countability problem. That is: for most Americans, lettuce is a non-countable noun. You can have some lettuce, but not a lettuce. If you want to talk about the thing that's been compared to Liz Truss, in AmE you'd need what is sometimes called a partitive noun, like head: a head of lettuce.
BrE is happier than AmE in calling the thing a lettuce. I'm afraid the numbers on this corpus result are very small because I had to search for "a lettuce" only before punctuation, so that I didn't accidentally get cases of a lettuce leaf or a lettuce sandwich, etc.
The first US hit is a weird sentence from a suspended-by-Wordpress blog, so I'm not sure it was really written by an AmE speaker. The other is: "You are what you eat, but who wants to be a lettuce?" The British ones include feeding an animal "a lettuce" and putting another ingredient in "the heart of a lettuce". The numbers are small, but they are leaning British and the British examples are more clearly about literal lettuce.
Cabbage tends the same way, but with more examples:
And in case you're wondering, this is not because lettuce or cabbage are mentioned twice as much in UK:
If you can have a lettuce, that is, if it is countable for you, then it is natural for you to talk about two or more lettuces, and we can see here that BrE does that a lot more than AmE does. In AmE, you can talk about two lettuces but it will almost inevitably be interpreted as 'two kinds of lettuce', for example: I am growing two lettuces this year: iceberg and romaine. You could say two lettuces in BrE and mean 'two kinds of lettuce', but you could also use it to mean two 'heads' of one kind of lettuce, as in How many iceberg lettuces do you want me to buy?
Meanwhile, head of seems much more American than British (though Irish English seem to like it for cabbages).
This isn't because the US or Ireland made up head of—it dates way back in English-English:
But head of has clearly been more AmE than BrE since the mid-nineteenth century:
You may be able to think of other examples of AmE & BrE differing in whether they treat a noun as count or non-count. Click through here to read blog posts about some of them.
In case you're wondering about the other items in the screenshots:
- The (AmE) bag/(BrE) packet of (BrE) pork scratchings is similar to (AmE) pork rinds, but apparently a bit different.
- I've covered (BrE) paracetamol at this old post.